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Monday, April 23, 2007

ITtoolbox: New blog post by Ernie Cordell

ITtoolbox Blog AlertApril 23, 2007
New post by Ernie Cordell Go to Blog
The Chicken or the Ghost?
The Chicken or the Ghost?I recently wrote a poem that became something of a virtual Christmas Card to one of my friends:Three Phases That MatterThoughts are as spiritual vapor --That floats on the air... More...
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Webmail Wonkery & Passive Pass Codes
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Saturday, April 21, 2007

"chimputer" from Urban Dictionary

What's up! ernie.cordell@computer.org sent you this definition.

chimputer:

A hybrid of [chimp] and [computer], a chimputer is a machine that
behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well,
until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention
of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of
mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also
occasionally encountered.

Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge,
it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need
a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.

http://chimputer.urbanup.com/2363042

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Fwd: 1 new message in 1 topic - digest

Anybody else in DC looking for a job?
--- "dc.jobs group"

Date: Mon, Apr 9 2007 12:01Â pm
From: newsgroups@jobcircle.com (JobCircle.Com)


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JobCircle.com is a regional job board serving all industries
and occupations in the PA, NJ, DE, NY, MD, and DC areas.

We offer a regional job board, online learning, and regional
job fair events for jobseekers who live in our areas of focus.

To Learn More:

Job Board:

http://www.JobCircle.com?source=ng
eLearning:

http://www.JobCircle.com/courseware?source=ng
Job Fairs:

http://JobCircleJobFairs.com?source=ng

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Job Title: Meditech Senior Implementation Specialists
Job Location: DC: Washington
Pay Rate: Open
Job Length: full time
Start Date: 2007-04-09

Company Name: First Consulting Group
Contact: Recruiting Department
Phone: Email or fax only
Fax: 610-989-7104

Description: * Candidates may live in any US city*

FCG is a leading provider of outsourcing, consulting, and systems
integration services devoted to healthcare, pharmaceutical and other life
science organizations throughout North America, Europe and Asia. With over
25 years experience, we are a leader in our industry.

A Great Place to Work

Smart people. Great clients. Opportunities to grow. These are just a few of
the reasons why First Consulting Group (FCG) has some of the best people in
the industry. If you are searching for a high-energy environment where
every associate can make a difference, then FCG may be the right fit for
you.

In addition to a fantastic work environment in the exciting world of
consulting we offer:
· Competitive salaries
> · Generous signing bonuses
> · Excellent growth opportunities
> · Tuition reimbursement for continuing education
> · A comprehensive health plan that is effective less than thirty days
from
> time of employment

This position will offer you the opportunity to work at different clients
> around the U.S. Our specialists typically work at our client sites from
> Monday-Thursday. We are seeking a full time employee with full benefits
> offered. Relocation is not required.

> We are currently seeking individuals with experience in these specific
> Meditech modules:

> Patient Care System/Nursing
>
> Pharmacy
>
> Operating Room
>
> Bedside Medication Verification and eMAR
>
> Emergency Department Management
>
> LAB/LIS
>
> ITS
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> Nursing
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> EMR
>
> OE
>
> CWS
>
> Additional requirements: Experience in leading implementation of one or
> more of the above Meditech modules and the ability to travel extensively
> are required. Candidates may live in any US city.
>
>
> Candidates must meet the basic requirements of this position in order to be
> considered an applicant. This position requires 80% travel. Only candidates
> that are willing to travel full-time will be considered applicants for this
> position.
>
> FCG is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
>
> Please send your resume to recruit@fcg.com.
>
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Friday, April 13, 2007

ITtoolbox: New blog post by Ernie Cordell

ITtoolbox Blog AlertApril 13, 2007
New post by Ernie Cordell Go to Blog
Pure Spirit Burns
Pure Spirit BurnsI remember several comedy programmes several years ago, including NBC's Saturday Night Live (SNL) and The FOX network's answer, MAD TV featuring gatherings of technical people, some... More...
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Thursday, April 12, 2007

ITtoolbox: New blog posts by Ernie Cordell

ITtoolbox Blog AlertApril 12, 2007
New posts by Ernie Cordell Go to Blog
It Don't Make Soul
It Don't Make SoulSince I've called this blog The Ghost In The Machine, it is necessary to hail back to the theme occasionally to consider the workings of une force motrice at the root of every creation.... More...
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Jacob Marley's Ghost
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

ITtoolbox: New blog posts by ernie.cordell

ITtoolbox Blog AlertApril 11, 2007
New posts by ernie.cordell Go to Blog
It Don't Make Soul
It Don't Make SoulSince I've called this blog The Ghost In The Machine, it is necessary to hail back to the theme occasionally to consider the workings of une force motrice at the root of every creation.... More...
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Jacob Marley's Ghost
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